![]() Because I often do this in my spare time. not sure what middle schooler wants to read about cannibalistic zombies or melting non-dead dead people or strange boys in the main girl’s bedroom ( oh wait, that’s Twilight). (I didn’t read that far but I did read a plot summary which discussed it.) The characters do stuff for no reason and it never gets explained. There’s no point to anything in the plot. ![]() (I could go on for another couple miles of blog post but I have other stuff to complain about) One moment the kids are calm the next they’re yelling angerly. The character’s ( highly explained) emotions jumped around like Kangaroos on coffee. Stine, please stop verbally explaining how the characters felt and instead subtly present their emotions. ![]() ![]() Q: How many “ly”s does it take to write a Goosebumps book?Įvery page had at least two if not eight adverbs.ĭear R.L. No joke: I read the first page and slammed the book shut. ![]() This house is creepy, I thought unhappily.” (page 1)Īny book I hate on page one doesn’t deserve to be finished. It was a tall redbrick house with a sloping black roof and rows of windows framed by black shutters… It looked like a mansion compared to our old house. ![]()
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